I AM RACHEL JANIS

so i once dated this guy from underoath.

i went on taste of chaos with him.

i cut everyones hair.

then on a terrible day i got cancer....3 times!

the reason why im so fat is because my medicine that i have to take for the cancer makes me gain weight.

i am a cosmotologist.

i was abused as a child.

my ex boyfriend beats the shit out of me.

my dad is rich as hell.

we have a summer house but i live in a double wide.

i was in one band called addison road.

i was in another band called union.

i'm the singer of the vintage jackets.

im on my 5th car and im 19.

tomorrow im going out to dinner with gerard way from mcr.

im so hot.

my best friend does coke so i have to take care of her kid for her all the time.

im so cool.



FUCK FAT LIARS.
IF YOU CAN HONESTLY KNOW THAT SOMEONE THIS SHITTY IS HANGING AROUND YOU AND YOU KNOW ALL THESE LIES THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL EVEN TREATING HER AS IF SHE WAS A PERSON. IM SORRY BUT FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN STAND TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE THIS LOW, THIS SHALLOW. FUCK RACHEL JANIS...FUCK FAT BITCHES.

P.S. im having the best night of my life.